and in victorian pornography (i have rather eclectic tastes in reading and i have read some--) there is often a meantion of "john william" appearing.. i have trouble reading.. i work out the words, and sometimes miss the subtext..well i didn't realize at first who john william or john willy was!

John Willy doesn't dangle or dawdle, or demure!

Suddenly, the light went on! Oh,! i mean i knew it was labled pornography (victorian pornography is, by todays standards, less titilating and reveling than most romance novels) so i should have caught on sooner..