Here's a good clue, tsuwm! This is from a list of cliches that have been disguised.

11. All articles that coruscate with resplendance are not truly suritorous.
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To me, that means All that glitters is not gold, so...


Here's the site:
http://www.smu.edu/~mbonilla/stories/quotes/clichesweveheard.html