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Previous Thread Next Thread Print Thread Page 1 of 2 1 2 Bar Time #70800 05/22/02 02:37 PM Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 2,661 Chicago musick OP Carpal Tunnel OP musick Carpal Tunnel Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 2,661 Chicago Here's a thread to quote quips found on signage in your local pub, restaurant or bathroom wall (please, no bumper stickers... or I'll YART you ) ----------------- "My wife has a drinking problem - ME" "God made just so many perfect heads ...he covered the rest with hair" "Avoid hangovers... stay drunk" "Rehab is for quitters" ...and my favorite... Wo ich bin ist chaos - - aber ich kann nicht uberall sein! (I know what it means, but I'll leave the *translation to you pro's) Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Bar Time #70801 05/22/02 03:19 PM Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,204 R RhubarbCommando Pooh-Bah RhubarbCommando Pooh-Bah R Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,204 "Please do not order drinks whilst the bar is in motion." "We have an arrangement with the local bank: They do not serve alcohol; we do not cash cheques." Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Bar Time #70802 05/22/02 06:24 PM Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 320 Sarasota, Florida, US S slithy toves enthusiast slithy toves enthusiast S Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 320 Sarasota, Florida, US This one creaks, but I still see it: probly cause I keep going to the same bar "Our service isn't slow and it isn't fast--it's half-fast." Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Bar Time #70803 05/22/02 07:23 PM Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 2,661 Chicago musick OP Carpal Tunnel OP musick Carpal Tunnel Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 2,661 Chicago "Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder." -------------- Above a urinal: "Don't look up here cuz the joke is in your hand!" Gotta go... Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Bar Time #70804 05/22/02 07:25 PM Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 200 A AphonicRants enthusiast AphonicRants enthusiast A Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 200 Above a urinal: "Express Lane: Two Beers or Less" Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Bar Time #70805 05/22/02 07:36 PM Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 3,467 Marion NC TEd Remington Carpal Tunnel TEd Remington Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 3,467 Marion NC Or not two beers. TEd Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Bar Time #70806 05/22/02 11:02 PM Joined: Mar 2000 Posts: 140 Melbourne, Australia lusy member lusy member Joined: Mar 2000 Posts: 140 Melbourne, Australia "No Bloody Swearing!" lusy Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Bar Time #70807 05/23/02 01:38 AM Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 819 Portland,Oregon, USA G Geoff old hand Geoff old hand G Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 819 Portland,Oregon, USA Sign over toilet: In case of air raid, hide under here. It hasn't been hit yet! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Bar Time #70808 05/23/02 11:11 AM Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 13,803 Faldage Carpal Tunnel Faldage Carpal Tunnel Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 13,803 Risking YART IITYBMAB Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Bar Time #70809 05/23/02 06:45 PM Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 3,146 Northamptonshire, England Capital Kiwi Carpal Tunnel Capital Kiwi Carpal Tunnel Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 3,146 Northamptonshire, England "We are but the intermediaries between the brewer and the sewer" The idiot also known as Capfka ... Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Page 1 of 2 1 2 Moderated by  Jackie  Hop To General Topics ------  Information and announcements  Q&A about words  Wordplay and fun  Words and languages in schools  Miscellany  Weekly Themes  Looking for (writers, speakers,... (Old) Weekly themes. 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