Wait! Hold the polls!
Yesterday I was riding along minding my business when out of an ominous colored sky - Crash! Bam! Alagazam! A golf ball as big as a golf ball fell from the sky. But the golfers over at Roebuck Golf Course are so erratic they can't even hit something as big as a car, so I motored on.
It's 3:00am. I woke up from a troubled sleep, tossing and turning trying to decide whether to go with J (hi caradea) or A (hi nobody) or N ( hi world). Then it hit me- golf ball? - oh yes that's it!, GGGGGolf balls!!
Jumping up I ran to the computer.
So here I am to make this announcement...
Mister Chairman,, the Dixiecrat delegate from the great state of Alabama, proudly casts one vote for the future winner and most correct definition in Hogwash...Ladies and Gentlemen...---->G<----
(Music: Happy days are here again and the skies above portend again, let us sing a song of cheer again, etc.)
