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Three blind mice?
Inchmee and Pinchmee went down to the river. Inchmee fell in. Who was left to save him?
getting my thumb and fore finger ready...
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Dear musck: Inchmee and Pinchmee baffled search attempts.
When I was ten, I was puzzled by little half-dollar sized aluminum containers seen in the gutter that said on the lid: Three Merry Widows, Agnes, Mabel, and Becky.
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It used to be a merry prank to put one of the Three Merry Widows over tailpipe of a parked car. When owner started motor, back pressure made it misbehave, while an obscened apparition was thrashing around until it burst, behind the automobile.
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Geez, Dr. Bill, and all this time I thought you were talking about tins of chewing tobacco. [ahem]
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In twos they gave Beulah's ass. Parm my beg to differmints, but wasn't that Balaam's ass?
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Dear Faldage: Diligent search revealed no citations of Beulah's Ass, only Beulah Land.
I disremember Sunday School joke about the stretchiest man in the Bible, who tied his ass to a tree and walked fifty miles.
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...put one of the Three Merry Widows over tailpipe of a parked car...
I ain't touchin' that with an eleven foot pole (ours go to eleven).
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Dear Musick: It must have been terribly uncomfortable for her.
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And this grouping that follows would never appear on anybody's list 'cept mine, but I do think of this triad:
alacrity, celerity, legerity
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