For how much?

It may be rice beer to you, but it's sake to me.

SPLASH!!

It may be a wall plug to you, but it's a socket to me.

SPLASH.

It may be a bike gear to you, but it's a sprocket to me.

SPLASH!

It may be HH Munro to you, but it's Saki to me.

SPLASH!

He may be a heavy-weight boxing champ to you, but he's a Sharkey to me.

SPLASH!

Gosh, I miss Laugh-in. Even after all these years.


TEd