I'm also reminded of a man who was walking down a street in the Jewish section of town and saw a shop with a bunch of watches in the window. He went in and said to the proprietor, "How much will it cost to fix my watch."

The man replied, "Oy, and how should I know? I'm a moyel."

The customer, mystified, asked what all the watches were doing in the window.

The guy behind the counter replied, "Oy, and vhat do you vhant I should put in my vindow?"


TEd