Dear TEd: At a summer resort pharmacy a bashful young man started to leave the store when he saw that both store people were women. But one of them intercepted him before he could get to door, sensing his problem. She assured him that he need not feel embarrassed about making his needs known.
He hesitated and then blurted: "What can you give me for a persistent erection?"
With no hesitation, she replied: "Would you accept a half interest in the store?"