we've had some threads on mondagreens, and on words, even native speakers have trouble with, so this is offered in a spirit of good fun--Read them aloud...and enjoy.

1. That's not right.........Sum Ting Wong

2. Are you harboring a fugitive?......Hu Yu Hai Ding

3. See me ASAP.......................Kum Hia Nao

4. Stupid Man.........................Dum Gai

5. Small Horse..................Tai Ni Po Ni

6. Did you go to the beach?....Wai Yu So Tan

7. I bumped into a coffee table....Ai Bang Mai Ni

8. I think you need a face lift.....Chin Tu Fat

9. It's very dark in here......Wao So Dim

10. I thought you were on a diet....Wai Yu Mun Ching


11. This is a tow away zone.....No Pah King

12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13. Staying out of sight.....Lei Ying Lo

14. He's cleaning his automobile....Wa Shing Ka

15. Your body odor is offensive.......Yu Stin Ki Pu


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