Jackie, great pun. But alas, not so.

tsuwm, once again you are perfect in the present

Speaking of verbose Italian: trains in Europe (this may have changed - it's been 10 yrs since I rode one - but if it has changed, I will always cherish the thought) sport warning signs posted in 5 languages. Four say, literally: "Do not lean out the window" (German is all I remember: "Nicht hinauslehnen!") Italian, however, tells you WHY: "E pericoloso sporgersi"