Hmm, being new here I may well have got the rules (amorphous as they appear) wrong, but I couldn't help thinking of this obscure little 80s tune...

Tay, tay, tay, tay - t-t-t-t-tay tay (or whatever)
Take or leave it
Somebody please believe us
We are never gonna be respectable...
Life may change
But you'll never change us
We are never gonna be respectable

sung by Mel and Kim, not sure if anyone would want to claim the dubious honour of composer!