From the anagram hall of fame:

Western Union = No Wire Unsent

The eyes = They see

The Cockroach = Cook, Catch Her

Slot Machines = Cash Lost in'em

The Check is in the Mail = Claim "Heck, I sent it (heh)"

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From Hamlet by Shakespeare:
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. =
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
(Cory Calhoun)