It was a wine bottle [Chardonnay]

Hmm... must be from Seeedkneee's north shore. They're the Chardonnay sipping crowd!

No, I've never found one. What would I write in one?

[inside vodka bottle or alcohol of similar potency] "If the only thing left inside this bottle is the note you're reading, then I'm obviously very drunk, and you should take everything I say with an ocean of salt!"