MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE -The Police

JUST A CASTAWAY, ISLAND LOST AT SEA-OH ANOTHER LONELY DAY, NO ONE HERE BUT ME-OH

MORE LONELINESS THAN ANY MAN COULD BEAR RESCUE ME BEFORE I FALL INTO DESPAIR-OH

I'LL SEND AN S.O.S. TO THE WORLD I'LL SEND AN S.O.S. TO THE WORLD

I HOPE THAT SOMEONE GETS MY I HOPE THAT SOMEONE GETS MY I HOPE THAT SOMEONE GETS MY

MESSAGE IN A BO1TLE, YEAH MESSAGE IN A BOITLE, YEAH

A YEAR HAS PASSED SINCE I WROTE MY NOTE I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS RIGHT FROM THE START

ONLY HOPE CAN KEEP ME TOGETHER LOVE CAN MEND YOUR LIFE, BUT LOVE CAN BREAK YOUR HEART

I'LL SEND AN S.O.S. TO THE WORLD I'LL SEND AN S.O.S. TO THE WORLD

I HOPE THAT SOMEONE GETS MY I HOPE THAT SOMEONE GETS MY I HOPE THAT SOMEONE GETS MY

MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE, YEAH MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE, YEAH

OH, MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE, YEAH MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE, YEAH

WALKED OUT THIS MORNING, DON'T BELIEVE WHAT I SAW HUNDRED BILLION BOTTLES, WASHED UP ON THE SHORE

SEEMS I'M NOT ALONE IN BEING ALONE HUNDRED BILLION CASTAWAYS, LOOKING FOR A HOME

I'LL SEND AN S.O.S. TO THE WORLD I'LL SEND AN S.O.S. TO THE WORLD

I HOPE THAT SOMEONE GETS MY 1 HOPE THAT SOMEONE GETS MY I HOPE THAT SOMEONE GETS MY

MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE, YEAH MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE, YEAH MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE, WHOA MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE, YEAH

SENDING OUT AN S.O.S. (X12)

I'LL SEND AN S.O.S. TO THE WORLD I'LL SEND AN S.O.S. TO THE WORLD

I HOPE THAT SOMEONE GETS MY I HOPE THAT SOMEONE GETS MY I HOPE THAT SOMEONE GETS MY

MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE

Have you ever thought how interesting it might be to find a message in a bottle? I have. This winter, while vacationing in Florida, I found a bottle floating on the tide with a message inside. Well, at least I assumed it had a message inside. It was a wine bottle [Chardonnay] and had a rolled up napkin inside. I had no luck getting it out right away and so I threw the bottle in the trunk of my car and brought it home with me. With the aid of my trusty but not rusty shish-kabob skewer I managed to fish out the paper. As I started to unroll the napkin, I could see that there was writing on it. Oh! It WAS a message in a bottle! I spread it out across the top of my printer so that it could dry and started reading. This is what the message read:
"SW male desparite desperate for SW Female 18ish. Call 543-6840 Ask for Ronald" Needless to say, I was disappointed. I finally find a message in a bottle and it turns out to be a singles ad. No area code either. Lookin' for a youngin', too.

Has anyone else ever found a message in a bottle? If so, what message did you find?

Or, if you were going to write a message and put it in a bottle, what message would you write?