Reminds me of the Wong family, from Shanghai. Mrs. Wong disappeared one day, and it was two years later that Mr. Wong tracked her down in hedonist Honk Kong. He found her with a bouncing blue-eyed baby girl sitting on her lap. Mr. Wong remonstrated, "Now, now, my dear, two Wongs don't make a white." She smiled coyly and replied, "It's OK. This one was purely Occidental."



TEd