Ooooo, monsieur Ted, you can just march on over there and tell those monsieurs Banana skins and Le Pencil that they are as close to being French as I am to being an extraterrestrial (and no I am not)

Psssh, and they can’t even do the fake-French accent properly, “I yam” . EVERYBODY knows that in front of an A, a French speaker will add a H, and that all H words loose the H. – “I ham onored to make you haquaintance”.

Mon Dieu, mon Dieu. Quel drame. And skins called you a lady, no less. Ma pauvre – harrumph. A lady you are not Sir, unless I mistake my bears

Tis a shame monsieur Ted. Tis a shame they mislead you so.