I know I know, I gave up visiting the Board ages ago and am a sadly lapsed AWADeer (no offence to you guys meant, by the way, it's just the way life turned out) but when this turned up in my email I was absolutely sure that lots of you would enjoy it. On a quick search I haven't found it on here - if it is hiding somewhere, my apologies for repetition:

Noah’s Marks

When Noah went to fill his ark
He brought aboard a ?
Also a pair of Portuguese
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He thought it grand to have on hand
A : and an &
And when his wife spruced up the joint
She used an !

To guard against ennui at sea
He loaded an ‘
A keg of beer, a cask of wine
Without a single $

He took along a dozen packets
Of extra-strength expanding [ ] [ ] [ ]
But got more satisfaction from a
Hard-working modest little ,

To then outdo his neighbors’ arks
He set up five “ “ “ “ “
And so that nothing would get stolen
He hired a husky ;

He reinforced his floppy disk
With quite a useful *
Then stashed away a wad of cash
In case he had to make a –