OK, Faldage--you use it; I'll use it. Accent on first syllable as a noun, right? CON - strict.

"My great grandfather's constrict on proper Baptist burial was out of the graveyard and into the woods."

Is that a constrict or what?

DubDub, who really does need to constrict her activities here this morning and return to a day of pedagogical research gag me with a highly constricting spoon