Oh dear, ewein--your thread has fallen victim to what I was afraid it would, and what seems inevitable, here---not only was your subject ignored, it's taken a 90-degree turn or two...
I nearly didn't post, for that very reason, but was utterly unable to resist your "challenge"! But I WILL say, that is the reason I am refraining from responding to that ol' maverick in the way he deserves!