>Here in the US, we are being treated to a lot of "feature" coverage of Australia in the run-up to the Olympics.
While this is a little off topic, I was a bit surprised to read that prostitution is legal in Sydney if not throughout the rest of Australia. Someone sent me a list of humorous ad slogans for these Sydney brothels, presented in its entirety below.
The Top 13 Advertising Slogans for Australian Brothels
[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 2000 by Chris White ]
13> Catch Olympic Fever -- And Hepatitis!
12> The Best Down Under Down Under!
11> Just Do Us
10> Performance Enhancing Drugs Welcome
9> The Most Fun You Can Have in the Bush!
8> You're already halfway around the world -- let us finish
the job.
7> Didgeri-Do Me!
6> Ready for a REAL Floor Exercise?
5> Don't worry about using protection -- dingos eat all
of our babies!
4> Throw Another Barbie on Your shrimp!
3> G'd Lay, Mate!
2> Serious Yahoo!
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Advertising
Slogan for Australian Brothels...
1> You've got the Joey. We've got the pouches.
