Imitation being the sincerest form of flattery -- and seeing that W'ON and jazzo have elsewhere just now resurrected our shared love of poety:

Let's start a game along the lines of "link the lyrics", but using poetry, preferably humous poetry. One thought: it may be well to make each link a bit longer, to leave more "hooks" for the next poster.

To begin:

Canary-birds feed on sugar and seed,
Parrots have crackers to crunch;
And, as for the poodles, they tell me the noodles
Have chickens and cream for their lunch.
But there's never a question
About my digestion---
Anything does for me!

-- The Camel's Complaint by Charles E. Carryl

[I'm betting we'll get a lot of Ogden Nash here, eh, W'ON? ]