Thus sprake the Inscruwtable tswum:

(by unofficial count, F (the correct def'n) got three votes; and P got 5 votes plus 1 self-vote plus 2 late votes plus 17 mail-in votes with postage due plus 37 PM spam haiku votes plus 42 votes from someone named Chad plus...)

Now that there's a quotable quote!

Bon mot regards,
WordsWow!