[last 3 posts: "corpse", "died", and "cried"... sheesh!]

What happened to that funny face
My little tomboy now wears satin and lace
I can't believe my eyes you're just a teenage dream
Happy birthday sweet sixteen

If I should smile with sweet surprise
It's just that you've grown up before my very eyes
You've turned into the prettiest girl I've ever seen
Happy birthday sweet sixteen

-- Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen, recorded by Neil Sedaka