I can hear Gollum singing to Frodo:

I wanna hold your hand
(and then cut the ifnger off!)

And then the Beatles could do a new rendition of

When the Ents Come Marching In.

Or The Ents go marching two by two.

Or one of the many dead teenager songs featuring high school class rings.

Or even: Whose a Frodo? The Big Bad Wolf?

The Nazguls could become 76 Strong Clones

I... must... control... myself...


TEd