if the world was a six foot diameter ball the great oceans would be less than a silly millimeter thick

The largest animals would be about 15 millionths of an inch long. As for having it floating in a field, if it happened around here during hunting season I'd give it a half an hour.

Literal-itis bug shmiteral-itis bug. Innumeracy is innumeracy.

BTW, I've sung this thang, music by a woman I know (who didn't study under Nadia Boulanger).