I currently work for the University's College of Continuing Education (aka CCE), and last week in my fevered state, I had a light bulb moment. That acronym is just *begging* for wordplay:
CCE is at the center of your SU
CCESS
A
CCELERATE your career with
CCECCE students are E
CCENTRIC
You get the idea.
So I've undertaken a grass-roots campaign in the college to browbeat the marketing department into A
CCEPTING this as a viable slogan alternative. However, they're evidently so stuck on the "genius" of
Discover that you are the guru that they're poo-pooing my idea.

Never mind that *that* only serves to alienate the large percentage of the world's population that sees "guru" as the term for spiritual teacher.
Now here's where you clever folk come in: Anyone see additional possibilities? I'm confident I've not exhausted the language of words that contain CCE (in that order). Volley enough stones at them, and I'm sure they'll A
CCEDE to my demands!
