. Lancashire, eh? What goes on there?


Eh, yoong chep, theyrs t'Brass* Bands, Black Sausage, Hot Pot and Wakes Week.
And if tha gets boored theyrs aluss t'sheep.
(* to rhyme with mass)

Definitely not RP (thanks, Max, for a masterly explication, even with the typo)

In addition, in North Lancashire, where I live, there are glorious hills, beautiful rivers, some of the friendliest folk in England and some excellent ale, which has to be served with at least and inch of "head" (froth) on it.