I do remember a story about a French visitor to England with minimal command of the English language espying some "creations" in a bakery window, and, after rehearsing to herself "Two of those cakes, please" for quite some time, plucking up her courage to go in and order them from the assistant, only to be met with the withering reply, "They're not cakes, they're gateaux."

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