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I have this screaming urge to point out that Faldage's faux insult to tsuwm is straight out of Rostand (1897).
By all means, release your screaming urges!
Although these may not specifically be insults, a couple oldies but goodies: When someone didn't hear what was said or missed the key point they are told to " get the s**t out of their ears" or if you are caught bulls**tting Mom used to say "Your so full of s**t your eyes are brown!"
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musick, here's a slighty less vivid variation on the same theme: I'll bet things would sound vastly different if you wiped the rectal polyps out of your ears. http://home.mn.rr.com/wwftd/
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if you wiped the rectal polyps out of your ears.
Or the closely related, your head's stuck so far up your ass you're looking out through your eyeballs. This can be shortened to the cryptic, you're really looking out through your eyeballs. This sounds almost like a compliment.
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"Or maybe your head is so far up your ass that the goo you comb from your hair won't be $#!+ for three days." http://home.mn.rr.com/wwftd/
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Harrumph [on a PC and don't know the alt thang for marca registrada]
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That's the idea®  (&)(#)(174) (without"()")
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You're so far up yourself that you need to stick a toothbrush up your ass to clean your teeth.
May your ears turn into assholes and shit on your shoulders.
Not very savoury, but.
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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You're so far up yourself that you need to stick a toothbrush up your ass to clean your teeth.
...ooooh, I do so love it when you guys wax intellectual.
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In reply to:
Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli,
"I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or
of some vile disease". Disraeli replied, "That all
depends upon whether I embrace your principles or your
mistress".
Sorry Dr. Bill, but I'm pretty sure this was first addressed to the Earl of Sandwich, with the word pox used instead of vile disease.
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