Nice one CapK

Reminds me of my mum's aunt, my great Aunt Jess (rest her soul!) She lived with us for the last few years of her her life and was, on the whole, a pretty good old stick. Became a bit of a sponger though - but I digress.....

AJ was a very prim person who never swore, hated "new" music and so on.

So, when she let rip with an enormous fart at the dinner table one night, you can imagine the delight of us three kids - heavily smothered of course!!

She didn't miss a beat - looked up, glared at us all, and said, "Who did that?" just like a Victorian school marm. This completely finished us kids off, we laughed uproariously and my sister, ever the straight shooter, said, "You did Auntie Jess, you just farted - it was you!!"

I'm grinning like a Cheshire cat as I write this - still funny 25 years later.

(And guess what I say first thing every day when I greet the world in a male's time honoured way......)

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