Much as it goes against the grain to defend Microsoft, it is only fair to point out that the Word 97 running on my computer at present has nine different 'English' language options, including both Australian and New Zealand English as separate options.

I LOATHE the paperclip and any variation on him. If I've refused help in writing a letter evey time for the last three years, can't the little @?#! take a hint and buzz off? And not come back till I ask for him, which will not be soon, let me assure you!