I see it was in the Sun "newspaper" , so I wouldnt take it too seriously it wont be an accurate account . I wouldnt wipe my arse with the Sun, it represents the absolute worst of British tabloid journalism, which as a Liverpool FC fan I know only too well,some of the things they printed after the Hillsborough disaster were just disgusting.

I hear you, Dunc. I remember those articles and I was horrified at the insensitivity. There are bad eggs at Anfield (I've stood on the kop a few times and seen and heard them) but there are everywhere in footie. The majority of supporters are thick and fast true blues (or reds). Hillsborough brought out the best in the LFC supporters and the gutter press jumped on what they thought was yet another football riot and they were wrong.

I've never had time for the Sun or any of its parallel press. Funny stories or otherwise.

Good win on Sunday, btw! The title's still up for grabs