Another bit about stupidity that I've always favored (and that I fear I've posted some time in the distant past): "Too stupid to pour piss out of a boot," or, slightly unwieldy but even more damning: "Too stupid to pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel."

At the risk of entering the political realm, I'll repeat something I know I've posted before, said about our beloved Prez by a fellow Texan: "If ignorance ever hits $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights on that man's head."