Oh i know lots of thoses-- only they are always formed up like this..

When god was handing out good Looks, she thought he said books, and she didn't read...

when god was handing out brains, he thought he said trains, and he already had a set..
and lots of others..
good sense, park bench
money, honey (but not usually god who was handing that out..)
grace,plaice (didn't like fish..)

rhyming slang comments where very common..
to a young woman sasheying down the avenue
Shake it, but don't break it, took your mother 9 months to make it.. is one that comes to mind.


my other obsession