apples and oranges, what a wonderful name!
makes me want to eat a piece of fruit, or at least make a cocktail out of one.

>>" a pair of boxer".

this reminds me of the "shopspeak" used by salespeople.
this is when you're looking at a pair of shoes and the staff member sidles up and offers "mmmm yes. they're a lovely shoe."
or with trousers: "they're a trans-seasonal pant".
has anyone else run into this peculiar version of plural or is it just in australia?

annastrophic, how are you with "months"?