I spent the entire book waiting for something--ANYthing!--to happen, and nothing ever did! Geez! Give me some action

Too bad the meter of authoress Rebecca Well's name doesn't substitute into into this double-dactyl about a similar book:

Higgledy, piggledy,
Dorothy Richardson
Wrote a huge book with her
Delicate muse
Where (though I hate to seem
Uncomplimentary)
Nothing much happens and
Nobody scruse.