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The ad campaigne is growing old, the pink bunny, never will fold he's got nothing me energized? we'll see i have limericks and rhyme, to last for all time, there are millions more to be told!
Faldage has tossed out demean a word he has recently seen now its a rhyme in a limerick -this time Awads so slow, where will i go, to find new words to glean?
a post maybe, i , backwards will try anastrophicly stated maybe betsy will be baited limericks to write by and by.
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It's not as bawdy as I prefer in a limerick, and it's a little forced, but
Onomatopoetically speaking, Fun words come from fine-feathered cheeking, Tomtit and swallow Regaling the hollow, an Orgy of Yakking and squeaking.
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Now that the man from Nantucket is here Now this threads is finaly in fifth gear we'll rev and race to each find first place Words will be quick, inuendo thick, a free for all, is what i fear!
How about that old man from Kent? I don't know just how it went mother would blush and tell Da, hush! and out of the room i would be sent!
I'm sweet and simple and pure a double entendre, i'm sure will give me start, as i take it apart, and will finaly be, an end you'll see and for this madness a cure!
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So - it's saucy limericks you're after The kind that induce guilty laughter. I ask, "Is there shame Or any kind of blame In being the naughty-limerick-crafter?"
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A cowpoke who had just turned thirty Sang a song that was really dirty He said no bad word But all those who heard Swear that it weren't very purdy!
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Uh-oh, I too am afflicted. To limericks, am getting addicted. After all, it is true: I have work to do! If I don't, from my job I'll be evicted.
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Of all the things i learned this board The one that most particularlly floored was that men far and wide with sheep, do abide! Or at least they are reputed to have scored!
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Our dear Helen of Troy is a writin' some sweet limericks for us to bite in but the rhythms you know on her last lines do show a bit different version, a little perversion: an extra rhymed couple of lines in.
How far does the definition include different lengths of last line and still be considered a limerick?
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the secondary stages of madness now start and my sweet cover is coming apart with a coy little grin and a sly little spin some more adult limericks now i impart.
I am know well as woman who flirts a reputation I've earned on my merits i make goo-goo eyes and encourage the guys remember, No pain, no gain, keep at it till it hurts!
I love the idea of being chaste and slow courting, and romance, not haste but kiss me and then kiss me again and your efforts won't go to waste!
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Dear Helen has gone now and did it what she does deserve, she will get it with a wink and a flirt tended clean or with dirt Without waste as she promised? I won't bet it!
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