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A young oceanographer, Bean, Was sick of computing the mean Veloc'ty of fish, Her brain just went squish, To spend time aBoard, she was keen! (This chair is now hurting her spleen!)
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from Tom Lehrer's Irish Ballad:
...One day when she had nothing to do Rikkety tikkety tin One day when she had nothing to do She cut her baby brother in two And served him up as an Irish stew And invited the neighbors in...
(as close as I could come to Limerick stew -- that's what this thread is about, right?)
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What wrong with me, i haven't clue maybe my brain is missing some glue logic is undone nonsense has sprung, but for fun, this board, is long over due!
Come hear my clarion call, come one, come two, come all put your hat in the ring a limerick's the thing, We'll end weary ways and have a ball!
Stop me, somebody please! Give my poor fingers some ease post, fast as can be try to out pace me! til no more limericks out, can i squeeze!
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Our helen is losing her mind, She really needs time to unwind, To forget all her stress, She should put on a dress, And spend time with someone who's kind. (?!?!?!)
(Well, it rhymed. There was no requirement about making sense.)
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My cat, call her Fru-Fru, she's grey, And furry and sleeps all the day, At home she awaits me, For ham she does bait me, And in the warm sun she doth lay.
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Limericks are easy as A, B, C Lines 1, 2, 5 rhyme A, 3 and 4 rhyme B move the lines about.. a limerick will out. For editing, I hope you will not mind me!
One day when she had nothing to do She cut her baby brother in two Rikkety tikkety tin the neighbors came in. And she served him up as an fine Irish stew.
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Atop of my screen sits a bear, Naked, without underwear, We all call him Pooh, To Piglet he's true, And honey's the chief of his cares.
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Soon to my home I will go, To sup with my darling, ho ho! And watch some TV, To keep my mind free For tomorrow more work I must show. Ciao all! Until tomorrow...
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My dear Helen, please do not stop These limericks, right off the top Of your fast-rhyming head. They're as good as new bread! Long way to go 'fore you're de trop
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I'm still a bit of a stranger But in this game there's no danger I'll do my bit here Though old friends may well fear, "That Board is fun, but will it change her?"
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