I know it is mighty predictable but i still crack up every time i hear " I wish to complain about this parrot wot I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique"


I am also a huge fan of Fawlty Towers ( recently voted best sitcom of all time in the UK)

hotel guest "I dont like the view from this window"

John Cleese(basil Fawlty) "what exactly did madam expect to see out of a Torquay bedroom window ? the hanging gardens of Babylon?, herds of Wildebeeste sweeping majestically across the bleedin' plain ,I am sorry Krakatoa isn't erupting at the moment..........."

and who can forget the majesty of "don't mention the war" ?



the Duncster

the Duncster