>>My dear Jackie, je suis desolé! I did not mean to imply that I took you for one of these criminals. It's just that you unintentionally pushed one of my biggest buttons, or waved a particularly carmine rag in front of this bull.

Calme-toi, Cheri! I did not mean to imply that I thought you took me for a criminal.
I advise you in all earnestness to read the thread aforementioned, now that Tsuwm has made it easy to find.
(Thank you, Tsu.)