... for y'all to consider if you will, whilst awaiting the freshly-bathed return of our little piggies.


The evening before last I spent in the delightful company of friends in the country. We travelled by tube to Germany, Scotland, France, Greece, Egypt, Czechoslovakia, Portugal and Spain, yet never left the room. We stayed indoors yet needed the company of 100 keys to escape.

What was I doing?



Extended supplementary quiz available if it gains any interest…


EDIT: I suggest we give everyone a day to see this, then fire in (by open post) any answers that seem possible to your warped and febrile imaginations! [notwink]