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Well, I can't encourage without participating, so here goes nothin'. Not claiming any literary merit here, folks, and tryin' to stick to the 5-7-5 form just for the hell of it! 1. No ham from a can Can clutter-up my E-mail, So SPAM me, baby! 2. John Birch SPAM The world, I'm afraid, Is a big Spammunist plot-- Ain't sure about YOU! AWAD SPAMku 1. SPAM ain't really ham, Pork loin is more the like it-- CapK could tell ya! 2. Deftly borne by Max, This site charts our twists and turns-- Spamawadabilia! 3. Stranger's a-knockin', Here comes the Welcome Wagon-- Jackie's SPAMbasket! 4. No SPAM Word.A.Day, Far too obvious, too sure-- The word got canned. 5. SPAM's word history, A ham from Minnesota-- In tsuwm's backyard. 6. No can can hold it, This SPAM a true maverick-- One in ev'ry batch! 7. Wow! look at this ham! Like a flagless field of gloom-- The Boston SPAMsox. I love you, wow8. These scholarly fronds Of ham, high in Bingley's breeze-- Our tropical SPAM. --all kus by WO'N I wouldn't dare put Walt or Eugene's name on something I wroteOK!...let 'em fly! If I can give it out, I can take it! And, of course, all duplications of AWAD characters or topics are welcome! Any resemblance to anyone here purely intentional. AND I'm expectin' a N.Y. Yankeeku form you, wow!
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Mushrooms hot in pan Eggs beaten light and frothy Damn! No ham. Just Spam.
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And, of course, all duplications of AWAD characters or topics are welcome! Any resemblance to anyone here purely intentional.
Okey dokey... you asked:
Like a bad train wreck keeps grabbing my attention all those "issues" posts
wish I didn't look harsh words make me very sad should enjoy the Board
it's about the words here to learn from each other have fun on the way
On a lighter note...
stales and doc_comfort hev and paulb, are here to give those Kiwis stick
Oh, I know, I know ... I'm asking for it.
Hev
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1. SPAM ain't really ham, Pork loin is more the like it-- CapK could tell ya!
I grok well-scanned ham Walt reels it off merrily The sky is bright blue ...
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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The fats in the fire The flames grow higher give a look, ask the cook, Is it Spam? or is it a liar?
The menu at the Spam Café where Spam is the special of the day Cold from can or fried up in the pan, It's spam, spam, spam, spam, spam every way!
(note-I know from the East Enders that some of the poster here read cafeto rhyme with laugh, but here, in US, it is often rhymed with weigh, day.
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Mushrooms hot in pan Eggs beaten light and frothy Damn! No ham. Just Spam.Hamless! Spamless! Eggless! Damnless! That's okay... Just save the 'shrooms for me! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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1) Food, my greatest love, Awakes in me a fire, but My flame is not SPAM
2) Rhubarb is cover'd, At my Command, over with Dung or with custard
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Dung or with custard
ewwwwww! Sparteye, *please reassure me Rhuby is not attached to the Catering Corpse at Wordapalooka!? [notwink]
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Born in a café My very core is stricken! Serve SPAM at the wake?
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Wake me when it's done! My rhubarb needs madeira: Nothing tastes so sweet.
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