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Previous Thread Next Thread Print Thread Page 2 of 3 1 2 3 Re: Spam Haiku/AWAD SPAMku #57520 02/18/02 08:40 PM Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 4,189 Rio Grande, Cape May County, N... WhitmanO'Neill OP Carpal Tunnel OP WhitmanO'Neill Carpal Tunnel Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 4,189 Rio Grande, Cape May County, N... Well, I can't encourage without participating, so here goes nothin'. Not claiming any literary merit here, folks, and tryin' to stick to the 5-7-5 form just for the hell of it! 1. No ham from a can Can clutter-up my E-mail, So SPAM me, baby! 2. John Birch SPAM The world, I'm afraid, Is a big Spammunist plot-- Ain't sure about YOU! AWAD SPAMku 1. SPAM ain't really ham, Pork loin is more the like it-- CapK could tell ya! 2. Deftly borne by Max, This site charts our twists and turns-- Spamawadabilia! 3. Stranger's a-knockin', Here comes the Welcome Wagon-- Jackie's SPAMbasket! 4. No SPAM Word.A.Day, Far too obvious, too sure-- The word got canned. 5. SPAM's word history, A ham from Minnesota-- In tsuwm's backyard. 6. No can can hold it, This SPAM a true maverick-- One in ev'ry batch! 7. Wow! look at this ham! Like a flagless field of gloom-- The Boston SPAMsox. I love you, wow 8. These scholarly fronds Of ham, high in Bingley's breeze-- Our tropical SPAM. --all kus by WO'N I wouldn't dare put Walt or Eugene's name on something I wrote OK!...let 'em fly! If I can give it out, I can take it! And, of course, all duplications of AWAD characters or topics are welcome! Any resemblance to anyone here purely intentional. AND I'm expectin' a N.Y. Yankeeku form you, wow! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Spam Haiku/AWAD SPAMku #57521 02/19/02 04:34 AM Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 2,636 Caribbean consuelo Carpal Tunnel consuelo Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 2,636 Caribbean Mushrooms hot in pan Eggs beaten light and frothy Damn! No ham. Just Spam. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Spam Haiku/AWAD SPAMku #57522 02/19/02 04:57 AM Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 477 Sydney, Australia H hev addict hev addict H Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 477 Sydney, Australia And, of course, all duplications of AWAD characters or topics are welcome! Any resemblance to anyone here purely intentional. Okey dokey... you asked: Like a bad train wreck keeps grabbing my attention all those "issues" posts wish I didn't look harsh words make me very sad should enjoy the Board it's about the words here to learn from each other have fun on the way On a lighter note... stales and doc_comfort hev and paulb, are here to give those Kiwis stick Oh, I know, I know ... I'm asking for it. Hev Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Spam Haiku/AWAD SPAMku #57523 02/19/02 07:42 PM Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 3,146 Northamptonshire, England Capital Kiwi Carpal Tunnel Capital Kiwi Carpal Tunnel Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 3,146 Northamptonshire, England 1. SPAM ain't really ham, Pork loin is more the like it-- CapK could tell ya! I grok well-scanned ham Walt reels it off merrily The sky is bright blue ... The idiot also known as Capfka ... Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Spam limericks #57524 02/19/02 08:23 PM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 5,400 rego park of troy Carpal Tunnel of troy Carpal Tunnel Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 5,400 rego park The fats in the fire The flames grow higher give a look, ask the cook, Is it Spam? or is it a liar? The menu at the Spam Café where Spam is the special of the day Cold from can or fried up in the pan, It's spam, spam, spam, spam, spam every way! (note-I know from the East Enders that some of the poster here read cafeto rhyme with laugh, but here, in US, it is often rhymed with weigh, day. my other obsession Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Spam Haiku/AWAD SPAMku #57525 02/19/02 08:48 PM Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 4,189 Rio Grande, Cape May County, N... WhitmanO'Neill OP Carpal Tunnel OP WhitmanO'Neill Carpal Tunnel Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 4,189 Rio Grande, Cape May County, N... Mushrooms hot in pan Eggs beaten light and frothy Damn! No ham. Just Spam. Hamless! Spamless! Eggless! Damnless! That's okay... Just save the 'shrooms for me! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Spam Haiku/AWAD SPAMku #57526 02/20/02 11:09 AM Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,204 R RhubarbCommando Pooh-Bah RhubarbCommando Pooh-Bah R Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,204 1) Food, my greatest love, Awakes in me a fire, but My flame is not SPAM 2) Rhubarb is cover'd, At my Command, over with Dung or with custard Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Spam Haiku/AWAD SPAMku #57527 02/20/02 11:28 AM Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,757 M maverick Carpal Tunnel maverick Carpal Tunnel M Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,757 Dung or with custard ewwwwww! Sparteye, *please reassure me Rhuby is not attached to the Catering Corpse at Wordapalooka!? [notwink] Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Spam Haiku/AWAD SPAMku #57528 02/20/02 11:45 AM Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,204 R RhubarbCommando Pooh-Bah RhubarbCommando Pooh-Bah R Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,204 Born in a café My very core is stricken! Serve SPAM at the wake? Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Spam Haiku/AWAD SPAMku #57529 02/20/02 12:58 PM Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,757 M maverick Carpal Tunnel maverick Carpal Tunnel M Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,757 Wake me when it's done! My rhubarb needs madeira: Nothing tastes so sweet. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Page 2 of 3 1 2 3 Moderated by  Jackie  Hop To General Topics ------  Information and announcements  Q&A about words  Wordplay and fun  Words and languages in schools  Miscellany  Weekly Themes  Looking for (writers, speakers,... (Old) Weekly themes. 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