Well, I can't encourage without participating, so here goes nothin'. Not claiming any literary merit here, folks, and tryin' to stick to the 5-7-5 form just for the hell of it!

1.
No ham from a can
Can clutter-up my E-mail,
So SPAM me, baby!

2. John Birch SPAM

The world, I'm afraid,
Is a big Spammunist plot--
Ain't sure about YOU!

AWAD SPAMku

1.
SPAM ain't really ham,
Pork loin is more the like it--
CapK could tell ya!

2.
Deftly borne by Max,
This site charts our twists and turns--
Spamawadabilia!

3.
Stranger's a-knockin',
Here comes the Welcome Wagon--
Jackie's SPAMbasket!

4.
No SPAM Word.A.Day,
Far too obvious, too sure--
The word got canned.

5.
SPAM's word history,
A ham from Minnesota--
In tsuwm's backyard.

6.
No can can hold it,
This SPAM a true maverick--
One in ev'ry batch!

7.
Wow! look at this ham!
Like a flagless field of gloom--
The Boston SPAMsox. I love you, wow

8.
These scholarly fronds
Of ham, high in Bingley's breeze--
Our tropical SPAM.

--all kus by WO'N I wouldn't dare put Walt or Eugene's name on something I wrote

OK!...let 'em fly! If I can give it out, I can take it!
And, of course, all duplications of AWAD characters or topics are welcome!
Any resemblance to anyone here purely intentional.
AND I'm expectin' a N.Y. Yankeeku form you, wow!