While most thing about town are almost back to normal, the subway continues to be disrupted-- you can never be sure what any given train will do.

Friday, the train i was on was switched from a local to an express (good for me!) and the conductor announced
"This train is becoming an express. The next stop will be turdy-tee turd (33rd)street."

i didn't think anyone in NY still said it that way.. (it was made popular in a Pre WWII comedy skit!) it made me smile!