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Ah, thanks for the explanation, Helen. Actually® WO'N and I were posting simultaneously, so I can't claim any credit for, er, wit.
Meanwhile, here's one for you, stales:
"GEOLOGY, n.
The science of the earth's crust -- to which, doubtless, will be added that of its interior whenever a man shall come up garrulous out of a well. The geological formations of the globe already noted are catalogued thus: The Primary, or lower one, consists of rocks, bones or mired mules, gas-pipes, miners' tools, antique statues minus the nose, Spanish doubloons and ancestors. The Secondary is largely made up of red worms and moles. The Tertiary comprises railway tracks, patent pavements, grass, snakes, mouldy boots, beer bottles, tomato cans, intoxicated citizens, garbage, anarchists, snap-dogs and fools."
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I've just looked askance at my own name, and seen that the same fate is possible, if I am unwary!Don't tempt me, Rhuby! 
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Actually® WO'N and I were posting simultaneously
Not to mention she was replying to tsuwm and not to Whitman as anyone could easily tell if he knew how to go into threaded mode.
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I'm fully aware, faldage, but I did (and do) think the double pun is fun, and harmless -- and also plays on a subject dear to your heart, the difference between flat and threaded modes. Sorry you didn't enjoy it. Perhaps you'd have spotted the humor more facilely if you knew how to go into flat mode.
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the apostrophic questionAkshully, my response was to both Rhuby and AnnaS...your posts "wiped me out" with laughter, and Rhuby literally wiped me out in name as well...except for the '.  I guess the plural "you" I saw should've been "you guys." Ah, the vagaries of language!
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>Ah, the vagaries of language!
ah, the vagueness of languor!
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>ah, the vagueness of languor!
ah, the language of vagrants!
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Personally, as a real estate lawyer, I am less concerned with
the language of vagrant, than with
the language of a grant, or, in the case of security interest,
mortgage grant of a land.
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