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Ah, your globe has got to be wrong Faldage.
Cap K sent me a map last year that definitely showed south was up. It makes me a little queezy to look at it though cause Canada is way down at bottom and it looks like all the water is going to fall out of Hudson's Bay.
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unless all the water fall out of Hudson bay, and it'll be
wetter & wetter, when you bed'her & bed'her
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bed'her & bed'her & ...Whit  , are you by any chance responsible for http://www.windyoneill.com/links.html, which begins "Who Is Windy O'Neill?", and includes this limerick: There's an oversexed lady named Whyte
Who insists on a dozen a night.
A fellow named Cheddar
Had the brashness to wed her-
His chance of survival is slight.bed'her & bed'her & bed'her & ...
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Whyte? i have an alter ego named Whyte? (have i ever posted as Whyte? )
pure as the driven, snow whyte?
Oh, you're talking about someone elses bedding habits? Drats!
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Geez, Helen, you just can't win. You can't be Mr. Arrogant Bastard OR Mrs Promiscuous.
Come, we'll come up with some good gossip-worthy character trait for you. You got any bad habits we can build on?
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I believe the position of "Gutter Perlice" has been vacated, but somehow I doubt that would appeal to Helen.
Hmmmm, lemme think about this one ... of troy ... trojan ... [free-association -e]
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The trouble with getting old is you either die of, or give up your bad habits.. chewing gum went by the wayside years ago, and smoking is the thing of the past too.. if it weren't for sex talk, i'd have none at all!
what bad habits to i still indulge in? quick temper i suppose, but pretty quick to forgive..
Oh, kieva, they might be a local (US brand) we should let our friend on the other sides of the pond know that the citizens of a famous city spell with french letters!
(and aren't they trojian? or is that just the brand name spelling?)
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Hmmmm, lemme think about this one ... well, to call you the helos hectorer would be replete with allusions -- and a googlewhack as well.
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>french letters
Helen, we might have to explain that one. I haven't heard condoms called that in years.
In my dad's day the English called 'em french letters and the French called them capotes anglaises (English rubbers)
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