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#55935 02/11/02 12:08 AM
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Believe me, Jackie, it never would've occurred to me either! Just happened to surf into that talk show with these two guys on, thanks to my trusty remote! (I hate the 5 minutes-plus of commercials these days, and always have to go a-wanderin'!)

By the way, the first hit on Google is a demo of one of their, uh, characters. But if anyone wants a look you'll have to find it for yourself...Far be it from me to feel directly responsible for leading someone so errantly far off the beaten path!

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And where have the ladies of the board been lurking today?

I'm here, I'm here (just in a completely different time zone) and Jackie has been here.

Perhaps enjoying of bit of puppetry...hmmm?

Au contraire, W'ON. Conducting a philanthropic study on this board.. studying the male species at play! Y'all are having a lot of fun, I see...

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Jackie:

Your mentioning this reminded me of something that I had not thought about in almost 30 years. I had a bet with a lady at work for dinner and a movie. Can't remember the subject of the bet, can't remember who won, can't remember the dinner. But the movie!!!

We decided on the spur of the moment to see "The Groove Tube", a disjointed series of skits based on commercial television. One of the skits featured a penis and associated appendages, with a plastic eye glued to the scrotum over each testicle. It took us about 30 seconds to realize what this talking head was and suddenly we were both laughing so hard our ribs hurt. But the most interesting thing was that no one else in the audience got the joke for at least a minute after we started laughing.

I've often wondered what that said about us.

And now I wonder if these guys might not have stolen this idea from that movie.

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'parently they soak things in bowls of ice water after each show to (ahem) remove the swelling.

There's a new one. Men trying to make the 'swelling' go down.....



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I regret that I'll have to wait until I get home to view the webpage...I'm afraid Big Brother and his Firewall might get this hit.

Wonder what my husband will think when he sees me open to performing penis'? What would the men of this page say to their wives if they saw them viewing the same???


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What would the men of this page say to their wives if they saw them viewing the same???

"Personally, I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught."
-- Winston Churchill


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Do I see a pattern here, Whit? You've given us
this thread,
and another bobbit attack, [choice of "red" is deliberate ]
and Freeze the Balls Off a Brass Monkey,
and made "off hand" reference to Loreena Bobbbit.

Whit, you're my kinda guy!


http://wordsmith.org/board/showflat.pl?Cat=&Board=wordplay&Number=54103
http://wordsmith.org/board/showflat.pl?Cat=&Board=miscellany&Number=49085
http://wordsmith.org/board/showthreaded.pl?Cat=&Board=miscellany&Number=50313

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Whit, you're my kinda guy!

Keiva? A man is your kinda guy if he starts discussions about other men's genitals being cut off, frozen off, and manipulated into hamburgers? OH MY!!!!


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The duo was a smash hit at the Comedy Festival here in Montreal. They even had to tack on an extra show because of the overwhelming public demand.

What I really wonder though, is not how they came up with all these penile gymnastics (boys will be boys and as such, well, generally play with themselves somewhat) but how exactly did they bring it up *to one another*.

I mean, were they sitting there one day, watching the telly when Simon turns to David and says, "hey, I can make a my penis look like the Eiffel Tower, wanna see??" And, David says what..."ya sure, lookie mine"

F.Y.I. The BEST time to visit Montréal is during the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival. There are humourists from all over the globe. Everybody has a fabulous time. Here is a site if you are interested...

http://www.hahaha.com/index.ch2


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Well, after all, they are standup comedians. But they don't appeal to the Chinese, who are well known for being inscrotable.



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