...to send the very best":

Maya Angelou is now working for Hallmark Cards. Humorist Andy Borowitz speculates on what dead poets' contributions might have been to the industry of the pre-packaged greeting:

Coleridge:

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
But since I don’t make that kind of dough,
Here’s a birthday card from me.

For more examples, see:

http://borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=174