#55673
02/07/2002 2:40 AM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
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News Item: British prostitute specializing in sadomasochism files claim with her insurance company saying she is unable to work because of a car accident.
Yes. Whiplash.
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#55674
02/07/2002 9:46 AM
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Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 55
newbie
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newbie
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Belts drop in movement toward the road to bliss--never for inflicting pain, in my way of dreaming.
From one who only sees glimmering stars to wish upon in belts,
OrB~ a Belt expert
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#55675
02/07/2002 10:07 AM
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Joined: May 2000
Posts: 679
addict
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addict
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A man turned up at his doctor's surgery with weals and lacerations all across his legs, arms and back. When asked how he had received them, he replied that he had picked up a prostitute with whom he had wanted to engage in S&M in the back of his vehicle. Having no 'instruments of pleasure' to hand he had removed the radio receiver from the roof and she proceeded to flaggellate him with it. The doctor stated solemnly that it was the worst case of van-aerial disease he had ever seen. 
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#55676
02/07/2002 12:44 PM
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Posts: 2,605
Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
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In hindsight, the titular line on this thread should have been "Auto-eroticism".
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#55677
02/07/2002 3:00 PM
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Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 13,858
Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
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But no footprints on the dashboard upside down.What fools these ;mortals be.
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#55678
02/07/2002 3:10 PM
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 866
old hand
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old hand
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How do blondes turn on the light after they make lurv?
They open the car door.
stales
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#55679
02/07/2002 4:14 PM
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 3,439
Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
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Hey! I protest in name of blondes everywhere .... at least we know how to spell luv!
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#55680
02/07/2002 4:23 PM
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Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 2,605
Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
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A guy with his gal in a Fiat
Said "Where in the heck is my key at?"
As he started to seek,
She let out a shriek:
"That's not where it's likely to be at!
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#55681
02/07/2002 4:31 PM
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Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 5,400
Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
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Ha-- you mentioned you're a blonde-- So you know why blonde gals tend to have bruise around their belly buttons?
Cause blonde guys aren't any to bright either![/yelow]
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#55682
02/07/2002 4:35 PM
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Posts: 13,858
Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
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Dear of troy: as I said in another thread: Not there, not there, theeeeeeere.
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#55683
02/08/2002 6:05 PM
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Joined: Jul 2000
Posts: 1,094
old hand
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old hand
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My parents and brother(13) were watching the CBS program CSI (Crime Scene Investigators) one night and the episode centered on a crime at a S-M business. One scene was in a plastic surgeon's office and one of the women was having something done. It switched directly to a nondescript scene in the S-M business with moans and screaming. The comment from my brother: "I didn't know plastic surgury hurt so much." He was promptly told to go to bed.  
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